Subject: Re: unsubscribe
From: Aaron Lehmann (aaronl@vitelus.com)
Date: Mon Jun 11 2001 - 15:22:43 CDT
On Mon, Jun 11, 2001 at 03:36:28PM +0200, Ralf Mueller wrote:
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You'll have to take it up with Jack Domo.
It all depends whether you have the five-year or the lifetime
subscription. Both of these can be terminated in the same way,
through patience or death. For termination-through-death, your will
should specify a number of, eh, specific and interesting clauses,
including a generous bequest to the CyberPeasant Relocation Fund. We
have lawyers here who will help with this.
To discover which kind of subscription you have, you will need to
study the mail headers in great detail. Most of us here can't help,
since we're lifers, having sold our souls to Satan, are Crack addicts,
and/or are under the control of various background daemons. Others
have inherited their subscriptions from deceased, caring friends or
relatives, and would no more think of unsubscribing than of jumping
off a bridge.
It's possible that your subscription is new enough that you can still
cancel it by stopping payment on the credit-card charge. There are
several list members who will assist you in this, but they will need
your credit card and bank account numbers, in order to verify our
records. Just post these numbers to the list, and the proper
personnel will process your accounts in 24 hours.
The Operations Officer here is a volunteer retired military officer,
Major Jack [Full-Metal Jacky] Domo; you can ask him for help at
majordomo@abisource.com, once you have studied the mail headers to
find your subscription type.
It is said that unsubscribing is like taking a shit: nobody else
can do it for you.
[ Lifted from a post to dc-stuff@dis.org by djv@bedford.net. ]
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